UkJoolz

About Me

Enjoys

• CIM (at discretion)
• Face Sitting
• Female Ejaculation
• French Kissing
• French Kissing (discretion)
• Hand Relief
• Naturism/Nudism
• Oral
• Oral without (at discretion)
• Penetration (Protected)
• Receiving Oral
• Rimming (receiving)
• Silent Caller (Phone Chat)
• Striptease
• Swallow (at discretion)
• Tie & Tease
• Toys

Enjoys With

• Male
• Female
• Couple MF

Incall Rates

• ½ Hour - £110
• 1 Hour - £160
• 2 Hours - £260
• 3 Hours - £380
• 4 Hours - £480
• 1½ Hours - £210

Outcall Rates

• ½ Hour - £200
• 1 Hour - £200
• 2 Hours - £350
• 3 Hours - £450
• 4 Hours - £600
• Overnight - £1500
• 1½ Hours - £260

FAQs

• Question: BAREBACK
  Answer: This does not interest me at all. I will be totally offended if you suggest or want this in your booking. No money is worth this.
  
  
• Question: BAREBACK AVAILABLE?
  Answer: No
  
  
• Question: Can i see you at weekends?
  Answer: Rarely, as my weekend's are usually busy, i have commitments at home, but please phone me to check to see what i can do for you.
  
  
• Question: Can i take a shower at yours?
  Answer: Your time with me starts when you enter my home so yes there is no rush when you shower at mine.
  
  
• Question: Can i text you?
  Answer: Please do not text me unless you are confident that I know who you are. I do not feel comfortable responding to text messages due to the constant delayed arrival of messages. Timewasters are often text pests.
  
  
• Question: Can i use my own condoms?
  Answer: No, I have a great supply of my own condoms.
  
  
• Question: Can you meet me at my Hotel?
  Answer: My outcall fee's have recently increased. Please call me to check the distance to your hotel, and whether or not it would be cheaper for you to visit me at my home. Happy to meet you at your hotel also, but I might need a deposit up front before I travel.
  
  
• Question: Do you do anal?
  Answer: I rarely enjoy it, so the answer is no.
  
  
• Question: Do you have an upper age limit?
  Answer: As long as you are in good health.
  
  
• Question: Do you kiss?
  Answer: I love Warm, passionate, or soft gentle kisses... you'll find me very responsive, including French kissing if you like tongues. Happy to see smokers too.
  
  
• Question: Hotel visits?
  Answer: I will only visit you at a local hotel, if your room can be confirmed, and you pay a deposit to cove travel cost's.
  
  
• Question: How do i book an appointment?
  Answer: Please just give me a call, if the number is showing. If it is not showing, then I am not available that day. I do not take bookings by text or Whatsapp. Sorry
  
  
• Question: i am concerned that you will call me back unexpectedly.
  Answer: That will never happen.
  
  
• Question: I keep trying to phone you but never seem to be able to get through.
  Answer: My phone is just the same as everybody else's...if I am busy, or with a client, I will not be answering it, so please just try again later.
  
  
• Question: I need a girlfriend experience, do you do this?
  Answer: This is what i do best! i am very very loving, attentive and very easy to get along with, i am a very sexy MILF and ready and waiting for you. I will put you at your ease as soon as you get inside my home, and make sure you leave here wishing that you had had a longer appointment with me, as i love to please my men, then i know they will return for more.
  
  
• Question: Is that you in your pictures?
  Answer: Yes thats me 100%
  
  
• Question: Is your home discreet?
  Answer: I live on a road, I have neighbours. But if you follow the correct instructions for your booking with me, discretion is assured 100%
  
  
• Question: Will you visit me at my home.
  Answer: No, sorry.
  
  
• Question: Would you like be to bring you a gift?
  Answer: I don't expect gifts but know some men love ideas (my reason for this FAQ). Wine (med/dry white), Champagne, Stockings- xxl for my height and juicy thigh's, i have just started using StockingsHQ as they have fully fashioned nylon's that fit me look and feel fantastic too. Tights? your preference? Again xxl for my thigh's and big bottom and long legs Bra, Knicks, Slip or Negligee (size 20), Perfume any at all or Flowers (yelow roses or Freesia's) - they brighten the world. Chocs - preferably plain chocolate please or box Any item from AW Wishlist
  
  
• Question: You are too expensive!
  Answer: A: Bartering or trying to is such a turn off. B: My rates reflect the level of service I provide.
  
  

Interview

• Question: What is your starsign?
  Answer: Capricorn Dec 22 - Jan 19
  
  
• Question: What length is your hair?
  Answer: Short
  
  
• Question: How tall are you?
  Answer: 5'7"
  
  
• Question: What is your dress size?
  Answer: 18+
  
  
• Question: What size is your chest?
  Answer: 40"
  
  
• Question: What is your bra cup-size?
  Answer: G
  
  
• Question: Do you smoke?
  Answer: No
  
  
• Question: Do you have any tattoos or piercings?
  Answer: Piercings
  
  
• Question: Do you have any birth-marks or scars? If so, size and location?
  Answer: I have a mole on my left thigh.
  
  
• Question: What is your favourite colour?
  Answer: yellow
  
  
• Question: What times are you always available?
  Answer: Mornings/Afternoons-early evenings.
  
  
• Question: Will you do overnight bookings?
  Answer: Depends
  
  
• Question: List of Towns/Areas you will visit
  Answer: Bucks area, further if price is right.
  
  
• Question: How long are you prepared to travel for?
  Answer: 30 mins
  
  
• Question: Who is your favourite celebrity?
  Answer: pass
  
  
• Question: What is the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you in public?
  Answer: Being caught blindfolded giving a guy a BJ while he played with my pussy
  
  
• Question: What sort of men turn you on?
  Answer: Big strong men, who look good, smell good, can hold a conversation and most of all make me laugh!
  
  
• Question: What sort of women turn you on?
  Answer: Natural boobs, curvy figure, shaved pussy preferred.
  
  
• Question: What is your best feature?
  Answer: Bum
  
  
• Question: What is the most memorable sexual experience you’ve ever had?
  Answer: i had a boyfriend who was great at massage, he massaged me from head to toe, it was soooo nice, sex was great too...lol
  
  
• Question: What is your favourite sexual position?
  Answer: Doggy
  
  
• Question: What is your second favourite sexual position?
  Answer: 69
  
  
• Question: What is your biggest turn on?
  Answer: Tattoos and big muscles!
  
  
• Question: The most sensitive part of my anatomy is?
  Answer: my neck
  
  
• Question: How much do you weigh?
  Answer: 15st+
  
  
• Question: If you have tattoos or piercings, how discreet are they
  Answer: Visible
  
  
• Question: How is your pubic hair fashioned?
  Answer: Shaved Completely
  
  
• Question: What is your worst feature?
  Answer: Feet
  
  
• Question: What is your favourite food?
  Answer: Anything with a bit of a kick!!!
  
  
• Question: What is your favourite drink?
  Answer: A very good bottle of wine!!
  
  
• Question: What is your favourite film?
  Answer: SAVING GRACE & ONE FLEW OVER THE CUCKOOS NEST
  
  
• Question: What is your favourite TV programme?
  Answer: GOGGLE BOX
  
  
• Question: What are your favourite flowers?
  Answer: YELLOW ROSES
  
  
• Question: What is your favourite gift?
  Answer: SEX TOYS
  
  
• Question: What is your favourite perfume?
  Answer: CHANEL COCO MADAMOISELLE
  
  
• Question: What is your favourite holiday destination?
  Answer: JAMAICA
  
  
• Question: What is your shoe size?
  Answer: 8
  
  
• Question: What is the most outrageous thing that you’ve done sexually (be honest!)
  Answer: had sex in a room with 30 naked bodies all around me, it was fab!!!
  
  
• Question: What three words best describe your personality?
  Answer: Bubbly Natural Sexy
  
  
• Question: Describe the experience (when and where)
  Answer: In a field, i did'nt realise at the time was being ploughed!!
  
  
• Question: What is your favourite sexual fantasy?
  Answer: I love to be in a bar of a Hotel, meeting and being fondled by a man, while my husband watches from a distance. Then being taken to his room, my husband following and after a few minutes walking in on us playing naked on the bed.
  
  
• Question: How often do you masturbate?
  Answer: daily
  
  
• Question: What sexual activity do you enjoy the most?
  Answer: Oral/kissing
  
  
• Question: When is your libido at its highest?
  Answer: mornings
  
  
• Question: Where would you most like to have sex?
  Answer: in amongst other people
  
  
• Question: How would you describe the size of your breasts?
  Answer: Very Large
  
  
• Question: Are your breasts natural or enhanced?
  Answer: Natural
  
  
• Question: What is your Primary Language?
  Answer: english
  
  
• Question: What is your ethnicity?
  Answer: Caucasian (White)
  
  
• Question: What is your Secondary Language?
  Answer: N/A
  
  
• Question: What is the colour of your eyes?
  Answer: Green
  
  
• Question: What is your waist measurement?
  Answer: 48"
  
  
• Question: How would you describe your body type?
  Answer: Curvy
  
  
• Question: What is the colour of your hair?
  Answer: Blonde