You're not a pig, pigs have value, they're bred, fed and sold for slaughter. You on the other hand are nothing, you are less than nothing, actually you are vermin.
You're on this site, paying to matter and still you don't.
You are revolting, your humiliation inevitable, almost necessary. It's also the perfect way to achieve my financial goals - I want nice things, I want lots of money and you should want you to provide that for me. Pay me enough, I'll allow you my presence, as long as you follow every instruction. I can think of endless ways that you can serve and entertain me.
Provide me with your phone number and I'll send further instructions.
Vermin who message without asking for a payment link get blocked. The absolute minimum tribute is £50, only then may you beg for further instructions and I will send them if I can be bothered.
Tribute is the only language I speak. I don't chase, you crawl.