Lady Lucinda

You may wonder why I am different to other ladies on this site, and call myself a Courtesan?

I believe there is a world of difference between someone who offers a mechanical, production-line ‘personal service’, and a lady who offers a true ‘Girlfriend Experience’, with plenty of kissing and cuddling, conversation and intimacy. I adore spending time - both intimately and socially - getting to know my ‘gentlemen friends’. I frequently accompany businessmen on weekends away, dinner-dates and other social events and am equally at home in a cocktail dress as I am in a pair of jeans. Having said that, I love entertaining respectful guys in my private home.

If you are uncertain about making a booking with me or have a few reservations, you may like to read my Blog ‘A Different Approach’ dated December 15th 2025. An introductory email will then result in a suggestion that we have a brief phone conversation.

I am a very sophisticated, mature, intelligent, educated, articulate, well-spoken and sexy blonde, with a professional background. I have a fabulous curvaceous body (size 12), large, natural, 36GG breasts with shoulder-length blonde hair and ‘come to bed’ eyes. Whilst I would never pretend to have the tight, firm body of someone a lot younger, I have a lovely hour-glass figure with curves in all the right places. I am considered to be extremely attractive (for my age), and many people comment I look more like someone in their early ‘50s. I have a friendly and easy-going personality as well as a good sense of humour.

(A little joke for you: Definition of a Mistress - something between a Mister and a Mattress)

I am strictly straight - not ‘bi’ - so please don’t ask me to meet with your girlfriend, wife or female partner.

My availability is limited to only one appointment in any one day so please read my ‘Availability’ section carefully before specifying a time/date for a booking. This is updated daily, and once a booking has been received, the available date will be deleted from this section.

For this reason, you have no worries about meeting someone on their way out as you are on your way in!! I am not the sort of woman who treats her ‘clients’ like a production line - and I am sure you are not the sort of guy who wants to be treated as such. Neither am I a clock-watcher, so if we over-run a little or you are a few minutes late (as long as you keep me informed), it doesn’t matter.

I like to dress in figure-hugging, sexy dresses, whilst wearing designer silk and lace lingerie and stockings underneath, so that you can undress me slowly. I have no tattoos or piercings, and respect my body as I trust you do yours. Neither do I smoke or drink alcohol - other than the very occasional glass of wine.

My large, private residence is discreet and set back from prying eyes so your anonymity is guaranteed. I do not tour, or sit in a hotel room waiting for ‘punters’ to turn up, so I treat our time together as very special and want it to be for you too.

I am very good at putting people at their ease and have a friendly and chatty personality, so if you are shy or nervous, or have been plucking up courage to book an escort, don’t worry - you are in good hands! Sometimes I spend my time with guys who do not wish - or find it difficult - to have full intimacy, or who are embarrassed about medical conditions. I am a very understanding, empathetic lady so if this has been holding you back from contacting someone, then please have no fears. You may like to read my Blog of 31st July 2026 entitled ‘Hugs’.

I am extremely discerning as to the kind of guy with whom I like spending time, and will only meet with respectful, intelligent, mature business or professional gentlemen over the age of 40. I am not into ‘quickies’, or 30 minute bookings, or unprotected sex, so do not ask, or your message will be deleted without reply. I also avoid ‘jack-the-lad’ types of men.
I much prefer to build up an ongoing ‘friendship’ with the limited number of gentlemen I meet with, so that we are both at ease and comfortable with each other and meet on a semi-regular basis (even if it’s only twice a year).

Please also ensure you read my Blog ‘Does Size Matter?’ as I find it too uncomfortable to have intimacy with guys who are blessed with larger-than-average ‘appendages’. This is particularly relevant to the girth of your ‘manhood’ as I am quite small internally. Length is not so critical.

TO ENSURE YOU HAVE READ AND UNDERSTAND THIS CONDITION OF BOOKING, PLEASE QUOTE THE CONDITIONAL WORD ‘GIRTH’ IN YOUR EMAIL. IF YOU DO NOT, I WILL REMIND YOU TO PROVIDE IT

I expect you to show me the same courtesy and respect as I give to you, so if you mess me about in any way, ask for a ‘quickie’, or fail to show, I will black-list you and share your details with others. I do not tolerate time-wasters, idiots or no-shows. If you have any negative feed-back as a time-waster - or for anything else - I will not agree to a meeting.

However, genuine cancellations do occasionally occur and I am very understanding - as long as I am given sufficient notice and a genuine reason.

When meeting, please ensure you are freshly showered. Body odour will not be tolerated - so deodorant please guys!
If you are coming straight from work, or have travelled some distance, or for any other reason that you are not fresh, you are welcome to shower on arrival. Shower gel and fresh bath towels are always available.

Please be on time for your appointment - unless you are running late and have the good manners to let me know. However, as I will be freshly out of the shower and getting ready for our special meet, please don’t be too early, as I may not be ready for you. I never wear perfume to avoid any tell-tale traces on you, unless you specifically request me to wear perfume.

I do NOT accept ‘same-day’ bookings, or bookings received without an accompanying email.

I do NOT meet with guys who have zero ratings, unless you have joined the site very recently and can explain this in your introductory message. This is due to there being a large number of time-wasters. Genuine positive feedback from at least 2 reviews is required. I do NOT meet guys under the age of 40 - preferably 45+.

I do NOT meet with guys who are very ‘well-endowed’. Please ensure you have read the section ‘ABOUT YOU’ in this respect.

All bookings MUST be confirmed through this site. No booking = no meet. Once your booking has been received, that day’s availability will be removed from my listing.

All in-call appointments are for a minimum of 1 hour. If you are not in a hurry, and book me for 2 hours or more, I will invite you to stay for lunch, as well as extending our time together by another 30 minutes at no extra charge.

Outcall appointments are for a minimum of 1.5 hours. Due to time-wasters outcalls only accepted after having previously met. Outcalls within 15 minutes of Cockermouth do not incur travel time charges, but must be for a minimum of 1.5 hours. For further distances, a £25 charge is made for every half-hour travel time, to cover time and fuel costs.

Outcalls must be to a hotel. Out of respect to your wife or partner I will not visit your home ‘while the wife is out’.

MY AVAILABILITY

UPDATED DAILY - IF THE DATE ISN’T LISTED, I AM NOT AVAILABLE

AUGUST
Mon 17th 10-2pm
Wed 19th 10-5pm

Sun 23rd 10-5pm
Wed 26th 10-5pm
Th 27th 10-5pm


OUTCALLS- AS ABOVE, AS WELL EVENINGS AND WEEKENDS. MINIMUM 1.5 HR

FETISHES & CROSS DRESSING/DOMINATION

I have, over the last few years, had the pleasure of helping those of you who have particular fetishes, or desires to cross-dress.

Whether this is something you enjoy doing in the privacy of your home or have a desire to try for the first time, I am very open-minded and non-judgmental and am always delighted to help you fulfil your fantasies. I have a large selection of lingerie and dresses for you to try in front of a full-length mirror and can help you with make-up etc. If you want to bring your own clothing that is also no problem.

I offer mild domination and spanking but nothing too severe.

Because of the time-consuming nature of such appointments, a minimum of 1.5 hour booking is required.

ESSENTIAL - PLEASE READ THE FOLLOWING VERY CAREFULLY TO AVOID YOUR MESSAGE BEING DELETED WITHOUT REPLY:

All bookings must be by email only through this site. I do not respond to bookings sent without an introductory email. Bookings sent through the Bookings tab with just phone number contact will be deleted without reply.

When making initial contact, it is ESSENTIAL that you tell me something about yourself, including age, business/professional background, ethnicity, date and duration of requested appointment, and whether incall or outcall, and your approximate location (just the town - you don’t have to be specific but I need to ensure we are not close neighbours).

Your message should read something like;

”Hi Lucinda
My name is …. I am a (ethnicity) man and am ….. years old. I live near ….. and work as a …… . I wonder if you
have availability on …… day for an incall for …….. hour/s?”.

PLEASE ALSO PROVIDE THE CONDITIONAL WORD IN YOUR EMAIL. YOU CAN FIND THIS IN THE ‘ABOUT YOU’ TAB. BY PROVIDING THIS SECRET WORD, I KNOW YOU HAVE READ AND UNDERSTOOD ONE OF THE MAIN CONDITIONS OF BOOKING AND SO AVOID ANY PHYSICAL ISSUES

I do not respond to overtly sexual messages, so please keep your email to the point by supplying the requested information.

Once I have replied and we have confirmed a meet, do not bombard me with messages (or texts if you have my number). I will not enter into ‘ping-pong’ emails by going into details about what I will wear, what I like etc. The information is already on my profile! However if you have a special request please ask in your initial message.

If you send me a 1-liner, eg. - ‘r u available?’ ‘where are you?’ …etc, or even a polite ‘Hi are you available today?’without giving me the above information, it demonstrates that you have not read my profile properly. Likewise, ‘Chav’ talk or messages of a crude or overtly sexual content, or sending me a detailed description of your ‘fantasies’ would equally demonstrate we probably would not have a great deal in common to get the most out of our time together. Therefore, I will be equally impolite, and ignore and delete your message.

Please also note my rates are non-negotiable. If you send me any abusive messages by email or text these will be immediately reported to the site, and your membership requested to be revoked. Initial contact is by email only, and I reserve the right to refuse to see you if I feel we wouldn’t be compatible. This is to ensure we would enjoy our time together.

However, if you take time to send me a polite, informative message, giving me the requested information, I would love to hear from you and will always reply, usually within a couple of hours. If, after discussion, I feel we would not be compatible, I will politely decline to meet. This is to ensure we are on the same ‘wavelength’ , and that we would both enjoy our time spent together so please understand this is as much to save your money as it is to save our time.

Once a booking has been agreed, please make a booking commitment through this site by clicking the ‘Make a Booking’ tab at the top of this page. This enables us both to leave feedback. Any bookings received without prior communication between us will be deleted without response.

OUR TIME TOGETHER

On the day of our appointment I require you to contact me to confirm the appointment is still going ahead. Upon arrival, please pass your token of appreciation to me in an envelope so that we can dispense with any embarrassment, and continue with our ‘never-to-be-forgotten’ intimate liaison.

I like to start our meet with a nice cup of coffee or tea so that we can chat and ‘break the ice’ to help allay any nerves, and I don’t mind adding this time onto your booking free of charge. We can then take things further at whatever pace we both feel comfortable, with plenty of kissing and cuddling. I love kissing!

After this initial ‘ice-breaker’ we can move somewhere more intimate and see what happens … However please respect my ‘likes’ and ‘dislikes’ to avoid embarrassment. If you are unsure, we can discuss our personal boundaries when we meet.

’STAY & PLAY’ - OVERNIGHT ACCOMMODATION

If you are travelling some distance to visit me, I may be able to offer you overnight accommodation subject to availability as I have a couple of spare rooms which I occasionally list on Air B&B. This will be chargeable at normal accommodation rates, plus a minimum of a 1.5 hour day-time booking. For further info please email.

FEEDBACK/FIELD REPORTS

After our meet, when a booking has been created, we will be able to leave feedback for each other. Please do not make any specific references to anything which may have occurred of a sexual nature. Not only do I find this in bad taste, but it also may be rejected by this site, which moderates all feedback.

Likewise, please do not post a ‘Field Report’. I find these tacky and degrading, and remind you that I offer a Girlfriend Experience not a Pornstar experience! What occurs between us stays between us.

FUTURE BOOKINGS

If, after our first meet, we feel there is sufficient chemistry to enjoy future meets, these can be arranged directly by phone or text. However this will be as much my choice as yours, and if I did not feel comfortable I will refuse to meet again.

If you can comply with my simple requests, I am sure we will thoroughly enjoy our time together, so do make contact. I look forward very much to hearing from you.