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About Me


hey boys…

looking for a little escape? let me be your guilty pleasure - the one you cant stop thinking about. i am sassy, sensual, and full of surprises. whether you need a relaxing massage with a VERY happy ending or just want to lose yourself in some intimate, playful time then i am here to make sure reality fades away the moment you walk through the door.

i am not just a pretty face…. i am witty, interesting and love a good laugh (especially when we’re tangled up together) so let me make time stand still for you, even just for a little while.
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My stats:
• 5’7
• size 10
• german/russian
• 10 tattoos
• ear, nose and belly piercings


please rummage through my entire profile before you drop me an email. there is a tiring amount of men who seemingly refused to take notice of my likes and dislikes and just message me asking questions already answered.. i fall for respectful, well written emails so if you send me something similar to the “bobs and vagine?” messages on facebook, i will simply just not reply to you. please highlight everything u are wanting from a meet and drop your +44, that would be appreciated. i am a lady and expect to be spoken to as such so no crude or unnecessary comments



YES to just a bj - £50. i have been told my bjs are…. some of the best wink wink

YES to massages - £75

YES to massages with happy endings - £95

YES to recording as long as i can use it for my O F as well + £20 fee

YES to dinner dates - dm for more info

YES to sugar daddy offers - pls caption your email with “sugar daddy”

YES to paypig offers - pls caption your email with “paypig”

NO anal

NO bareback without a recent, clean STI check + £50 extra

NO booking without deposit

NO calling me - i will not pick up

NO paying after, you pay on arrival


caption your email as “sugar daddy” so i can differentiate you from the rest :)

what is a sugar daddy? - sugar daddy (SD) is typically an older, wealthier person (usually a man) who provides financial support, gifts, or other benefits to a younger person (called a sugar baby), in exchange for companionship, intimacy, or a relationship that may or may not be romantic or sexual.

i have been in the sugar baby business since i was 18 so i can tell the difference almost immediately between a real and a fake SD so please do not come into my emails unless you are very well aware of the expectations of a one :)

i have a wishlistpage that i often send to potential sugar daddys and it’s usually preferred by them as they feel they’re actually paying for something and not just sending money/gifts/benefits however i have come across many a SD who prefers to just send it direct. this is your personal choice

can’t wait to begin mwah :3

Enjoys

  • Car Meets
  • Deep Throat
  • Dinner Dates
  • Domination (receiving)
  • Double Penetration
  • Face Sitting
  • Facials
  • Fingering/Finger Play
  • French Kissing (discretion)
  • Gang Bangs
  • Hand Relief
  • Humiliation (receiving)
  • Lapdancing
  • Massage
  • MMF 3Somes
  • Modeling
  • Moresomes
  • Oral
  • Penetration (Protected)
  • Role Play & Fantasy
  • Spanking (receiving)
  • Swallow (at discretion)
  • Tie & Tease
  • Toys
  • Uniforms

Enjoys With

  • Male
  • Couple FF

Incall Rates

  • ½ Hour - £180
  • 1 Hour - £250
  • 2 Hours - £550
  • Overnight - £1300

Outcall Rates

  • ½ Hour - £195
  • 1 Hour - £300
  • 2 Hours - £600
  • Overnight - £1500

FAQs

  • Question: how much is the deposit?
    Answer: it’ll be 20% of the overall price

  • Question: why do u need to pay a deposit?
    Answer: to protect me incase of cancellation/no turning up. it’ll be refunded if i cancel but not if you do!

Interview

  • Question: What is your starsign?
    Answer: Pisces Feb 19 - Mar 20

  • Question: What length is your hair?
    Answer: Medium

  • Question: How tall are you?
    Answer: 5'7"

  • Question: Do you smoke?
    Answer: No

  • Question: Do you have any tattoos or piercings?
    Answer: Both

  • Question: What sort of men turn you on?
    Answer: South asian men are my type. Otherwise any one of these: Bearded Tattooed Muscled Tall

  • Question: What is your best feature?
    Answer: Lips

  • Question: What is your favourite sexual position?
    Answer: Downward dog

  • Question: The most sensitive part of my anatomy is?
    Answer: Clit

  • Question: If you have tattoos or piercings, how discreet are they
    Answer: Blatant

  • Question: How is your pubic hair fashioned?
    Answer: Trimmed

  • Question: Are your breasts natural or enhanced?
    Answer: Natural

  • Question: What is your Primary Language?
    Answer: English

  • Question: What is your ethnicity?
    Answer: Caucasian (White)

  • Question: What is your Secondary Language?
    Answer: Urdu

  • Question: What is the colour of your eyes?
    Answer: Blue

  • Question: How would you describe your body type?
    Answer: Slim

  • Question: How would you describe your non-binary gender?
    Answer: Cisgender

  • Question: What is the colour of your hair?
    Answer: Strawberry Blonde

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