Question: Are you English? Answer: Yes, I am local.
Question: Do you book in advance? Answer: No sorry, I only book on the day you want the booking.
Question: Do you have an age limit? Answer: Yes, I don't see clients under 26.
Question: Do you offer incalls, bareback and car meets? Answer: No, if you ask I will not reply.
Question: Do you offer bareback and car meets? Answer: NO, STOP ASKING ME, I WON'T REPLY, OK.
Question: Do you offer Incalls, bareback and car meets? Answer: No, I may not reply if asked about these services, my services are on my profile and these are not three of them.
Question: Do you offer incalls, bareback or car meets? Answer: No and you will not get a reply if you ask for them.
Question: Do you offer, 15 minutes, bareback and car meets? Answer: No, I may not reply if asked about these services, my services are on my profile and these are not three of them.
Question: Do you offer, incalls, bareback and car meets? Answer: No, I may not reply if asked about these services, my services are on my profile and these are not three of them.
Question: How far do you travel for an outcall? Answer: I generally do not do outcalls further away than a 10 mile radius. I do not do outcalls at rush hour. I charge slightly more if you are through the tunnel. I may make exceptions regarding distance if you are willing to pay a lot more.
Question: How far do you travel? Answer: I travel anywhere and will charge extra depending on distance over 30 miles. Although I generally do not do 30 minute jobs outside a 10 mile radius.
Question: What are your expectations of clients? Answer: I expect you to be clean as well as your home or wherever you are expecting me to meet you. I expect you to be polite. If these expectations are not met, I will not carry out our appointment and you will pay a fee for my trouble.
Question: Why have you not replied to my messages? Answer: I generally do not reply to clients who don't even say Hi or Hello or string a coherent sentence together in their communication. Plenty of work for me so I don't need to bother with that. Also, my communication is for booking purposes only, not time wasting chat or trying to get dirty talk out of me ok.
Interview
Question: What length is your hair? Answer: Shoulder length
Question: How tall are you? Answer: 5'4"
Question: What is your dress size? Answer: 14
Question: What size is your chest? Answer: 42"
Question: What is your bra cup-size? Answer: E
Question: Do you smoke? Answer: No
Question: Do you have any tattoos or piercings? Answer: NA
Question: Do you have any birth-marks or scars? If so, size and location? Answer: no
Question: How much do you weigh? Answer: 11½st
Question: What is your leg measurement? Answer: 29"
Question: If you have tattoos or piercings, how discreet are they Answer: NA
Question: How is your pubic hair fashioned? Answer: Trimmed
Question: What is your shoe size? Answer: 5
Question: How would you describe the size of your breasts? Answer: Large
Question: Are your breasts natural or enhanced? Answer: Natural
Question: What is your ethnicity? Answer: Caucasian (White)
Question: What is the colour of your eyes? Answer: Green
Question: What is your waist measurement? Answer: 32"
Question: What is your hips measurement? Answer: 42"
Question: How would you describe your body type? Answer: Curvy
Question: What is the colour of your hair? Answer: Grey