TheFunBobby

About Me

Hello and nice to virtually meet you. OK so NGL - I've been in the swinging scene for just over a year so am not a stranger to the sexy side of life, but I'm box fresh new to escorting, so my whole profile and offering is very much a work in progress. So if you've been around these parts for sometime and fancy a slice then please say hello, as any advise and tips from a customer POV would be greatly appreciated - and I could make it worth your while ;) More pics, and some cheeky videos, are coming soon! I’m a very sociable fella, originally from the North East, described as ‘a lovely guy’, ‘Great fun to chat to and great fun to play with’. I don’t take himself too seriously and really enjoy meeting new people, and having sexy fun. I’m not ripped, or consider myself ‘hot’, and am pretty standard in the package department, but I have been described as a sex god, and do have a lot of stamina! I enjoy female company in all its forms, and really try to give my play partner the best time possible - I actually get off on getting you off! I love giving oral and could spend hours down there. And I love kissing too! So if you want some light hearted company over a few drinks, or just want some straight up naughty fun, then drop me a message x

Enjoys

  • Anal Play
  • FFM 3Somes
  • French Kissing (discretion)
  • Oral without (at discretion)
  • Parties
  • Penetration (Protected)
  • Receiving Oral
  • Strap On
  • Swinging

Enjoys With

  • Female
  • Couple MF
  • Couple MM

Outcall Rates

  • ½ Hour - £60
  • 1 Hour - £100
  • 2 Hours - £180
  • Overnight - £300

FAQs

  • Question: Are you only available for naughty fun?
    Answer: No - I'm very happy to supply some chilled easy going company for a dinner date, or a few drinks, if thats all you want. But then if you decide you want more then we can discuss ;)

  • Question: Do you do anal?
    Answer: Yes - I am happy to give and receive. Although if you want me to receive then I need prior warning so I can 'prep' ;)

  • Question: Do you do in calls?
    Answer: I'm afraid not at the moment. But am happy to meet at a hotel if you are keen but can't have visitors.

  • Question: Do you do longer sessions than those listed?
    Answer: I can be adaptable to your needs and desires. The sessions listed are to give you an idea of costs so if you want something else please message me and we can sort something out x

  • Question: Your profile says you're bi - do you meet men on their own?
    Answer: No. My bi-ness is very situational, so all about being comfortable in the moment in a group or MF setting.

Interview

  • Question: What is your starsign?
    Answer: Taurus April 21 - May 20

  • Question: What length is your hair?
    Answer: Short

  • Question: How tall are you?
    Answer: 5'11"

  • Question: What size is your chest?
    Answer: 42"

  • Question: Do you smoke?
    Answer: No

  • Question: Do you have any tattoos or piercings?
    Answer: Tattoos

  • Question: Do you have any birth-marks or scars? If so, size and location?
    Answer: Some scars scattered about but not big ones

  • Question: What is your favourite colour?
    Answer: Blue

  • Question: What times are you always available?
    Answer: Mostly evenings but some daytimes

  • Question: Will you do overnight bookings?
    Answer: Yes

  • Question: How long are you prepared to travel for?
    Answer: 45 mins

  • Question: Nearest rail station?
    Answer: Milton Keynes

  • Question: Who is your favourite celebrity?
    Answer: Anna Kendrick

  • Question: What is the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you in public?
    Answer: Watch this space!

  • Question: What sort of men turn you on?
    Answer: NA

  • Question: What sort of women turn you on?
    Answer: As a sapiosexual, I don't have a specific body type as I'm most attracted to connections with people

  • Question: What is your best feature?
    Answer: Bum

  • Question: What is the most memorable sexual experience you’ve ever had?
    Answer: A MFFF at a private sex party

  • Question: What is your favourite sexual position?
    Answer: Old school missionary!

  • Question: What is your second favourite sexual position?
    Answer: Doggy

  • Question: What is your biggest turn on?
    Answer: A confident flirty personality (and lingerie or latex!)

  • Question: The most sensitive part of my anatomy is?
    Answer: My balls

  • Question: How much do you weigh?
    Answer: 13½st

  • Question: What is your leg measurement?
    Answer: 33"

  • Question: If you have tattoos or piercings, how discreet are they
    Answer: Partially Visible

  • Question: How is your pubic hair fashioned?
    Answer: Shaved Completely

  • Question: What is your worst feature?
    Answer: Hair

  • Question: What is your favourite food?
    Answer: Paella

  • Question: What is your favourite drink?
    Answer: Beer

  • Question: What is your favourite film?
    Answer: The Matrix Trilogy

  • Question: What is your favourite TV programme?
    Answer: NA

  • Question: What are your favourite flowers?
    Answer: Sunflowers

  • Question: What is your favourite gift?
    Answer: Cash money!

  • Question: What is your favourite perfume?
    Answer: Shay & Blue

  • Question: What is your favourite holiday destination?
    Answer: Anywhere with mountains

  • Question: What is your shoe size?
    Answer: 8

  • Question: What is the most outrageous thing that you’ve done sexually (be honest!)
    Answer: A MFFF at a private sex party

  • Question: What three words best describe your personality?
    Answer: Sociable, fun, kind

  • Question: Describe the experience (when and where)
    Answer: I'm not sure what the question is here?

  • Question: What is your favourite sexual fantasy?
    Answer: Playing with a lady in latex

  • Question: How often do you masturbate?
    Answer: Not very often - I prefer to stay ready for you!

  • Question: What sexual activity do you enjoy the most?
    Answer: Anal

  • Question: When is your libido at its highest?
    Answer: All the time!

  • Question: Where would you most like to have sex?
    Answer: Oh a plane

  • Question: Are your breasts natural or enhanced?
    Answer: NA

  • Question: What is your Primary Language?
    Answer: English

  • Question: What is your ethnicity?
    Answer: Caucasian (White)

  • Question: What is your Secondary Language?
    Answer: I'm learning Spanish but I'm not conversational ye

  • Question: What is the colour of your eyes?
    Answer: Green

  • Question: What is your waist measurement?
    Answer: 34"

  • Question: How would you describe your body type?
    Answer: Average

  • Question: How would you describe your non-binary gender?
    Answer: Cisgender

  • Question: If other, please specify:
    Answer: NA

  • Question: What is the colour of your hair?
    Answer: Brown

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