Lady Oleander

About Me

BREAKING NEWS!!!

Guildford, Godalming, Woking, Farnham… let’s play!!!

Well well well, who do we have here?

Novice? Seasoned? All sexy sinners line up — let's play. If you’re new, I’ll please and ease you gently. In need of a fierce femme, come on in! New, nervous, hard and dripping at the fantasy of what I can do with you? Don’t be shy, I only bite hard when asked very nicely. Experienced kinkster? Let’s test your limits, and mine too. Gagging? For more..? Cum on then, darling. I have a warm hand and firm grip. Yes. I am also a softy! Whips and chains have their thrones, as does pure untethered gentle bliss. An arsenal of toys and tricks. I love to edge, tease, torment, and utterly unmake you. CP, CBT, Goddess worship, and endless temptations—your cravings will be indulged, your edges explored.

FAQs

How bisexual are you? Ask my girlfriends… Can I see you without paying a deposit? Cheeky… you have to earn that privilege. Window shopping is only so much fun. The short and curlies will only get stuck in your keyboard, otherwise. Your move, hot stuff xxx Cancellation If I have to cancel (hey, even goddesses reschedule), I'll refund your deposit or we can make play plans for another date date. But if you flake, tough tittes. Fair's fair, lover xxx BB? My birthday suit is my best outfit. But darling… NOOOOOOOOOO! No, non, nein, nie, net, Īe. Hope that’s clear, my dear. Safety is non-negotiable. I hope all you cute Cats are caring for your cute little cun*s. Same day? Craving some same-day shenanigans? Should the stars align, it might be fine. You may be in luck, my horned sweet cuck slut. X X X

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Enjoys

Anal Play
BDSM
Cross Dressing
Deep Throat
Depilation
Dinner Dates
Disabled Clients
Domination
Domination (giving)
Double Penetration
Enema
Face Sitting
Female Ejaculation
Fetish
FFM 3Somes
Fingering/Finger Play
Foot Worship
French Kissing
Gang Bangs
Hand Relief
Humiliation
Humiliation (giving)
Massage
Moresomes
Naturism/Nudism
Oral
Parties
Penetration (Protected)
Prostate Massage
Pussy Pumping
Receiving Oral
Rimming (receiving)
Role Play & Fantasy
Sauna / Bath Houses
Silent Caller (Phone Chat)
Smoking (Fetish)
Spanking
Spanking (giving)
Spanking (receiving)
Strap On
Sub games
Swinging
Sybian & Machine Sex
Tantric
Tie & Tease
Toys
Travel Companion
Uniforms
Voyeurism
Watersports

Enjoys With

Male
Female
Couple MF
Couple MM
Couple FF

Incall Rates

½ Hour - £75
1 Hour - £150
2 Hours - £300
1½ Hours - £225

Outcall Rates

1 Hour - £250
2 Hours - £500
3 Hours - £700
4 Hours - £800
1½ Hours - £400

Interview

Question: What is your starsign?
Answer: Cancer June 22 - July 22
Question: What length is your hair?
Answer: Long
Question: How tall are you?
Answer: 5'8"
Question: What is your dress size?
Answer: 10
Question: What is your bra cup-size?
Answer: E
Question: Do you smoke?
Answer: Socially
Question: Who is your favourite celebrity?
Answer: Gwen Stefani
Question: What is your best feature?
Answer: Boobs
Question: How much do you weigh?
Answer: 9st
Question: How is your pubic hair fashioned?
Answer: Shaved Completely
Question: What is your favourite food?
Answer: Male tears ;)
Question: What is your favourite drink?
Answer: Sauvignon Blanc
Question: What is your favourite film?
Answer: Sweet Movie (1974)
Question: What are your favourite flowers?
Answer: Oleander
Question: What is your favourite gift?
Answer: Submission
Question: What is your favourite perfume?
Answer: Diptyque - Philosykos
Question: What is your favourite holiday destination?
Answer: Costa Rica
Question: What is your shoe size?
Answer: 5
Question: What three words best describe your personality?
Answer: Filthy as Fuck
Question: How would you describe the size of your breasts?
Answer: Large
Question: Are your breasts natural or enhanced?
Answer: Natural
Question: What is your Primary Language?
Answer: English
Question: What is your ethnicity?
Answer: Caucasian (White)
Question: What is the colour of your eyes?
Answer: Blue
Question: How would you describe your body type?
Answer: Slim
Question: How would you describe your non-binary gender?
Answer: Cisgender
Question: What is the colour of your hair?
Answer: Brown