British Kay Massage

About Me

Enjoys

• CIM
• CIM (at discretion)
• Dinner Dates
• Disabled Clients
• Domination
• Domination (giving)
• Face Sitting
• Facials
• Fetish
• Foot Worship
• Hand Relief
• Humiliation
• Humiliation (giving)
• Massage
• Prostate Massage
• Silent Caller (Phone Chat)
• Spanking (giving)
• Strap On
• Sub games
• Tie & Tease
• Toys
• Travel Companion
• Uniforms
• Voyeurism
• Watersports

Enjoys With

• Male

Incall Rates

• ½ Hour - £130
• 1 Hour - £180
• Overnight - £1500
• 15 mins - £90
• ¾ Hour - £160

Outcall Rates

• ½ Hour - £150
• 1 Hour - £200
• Overnight - £1800
• 15 mins - £110
• ¾ Hour - £180

FAQs

• Question: Are you discreet?
  Answer: Of course. I have private accommodation and plenty of safe parking space. My home is clean and comfortable. I respect all members throughout and my service is 100% confidential.
  
  
• Question: Are you natural?
  Answer: Yes - I've had no cometic work done. Going under the knife is my greatest fear!
  
  
• Question: Are your breasts natural?
  Answer: Yes - completely. Going under the knife is genuinely my biggest fear!
  
  
• Question: Booking and Etiquette example?
  Answer: Hi K, My name is X. My username on AW is XX. I'm 48 years old from X. I am interested in XX. Are you available on 18/2/24 at 2pm for an incall? Thanks X.
  
  
• Question: Call I call you to discuss a booking?
  Answer: I ONLY accept enquiries through text or email. Once a deposit has been made, I may take your call to discuss the booking briefly.
  
  
• Question: Can I bring you a gift?
  Answer: I love to receive gifts - jewellery, chocolates, flowers. It's certainly not mandatory though.
  
  
• Question: Can I touch you during our time together?
  Answer: No. The art of tease and denial is truly a seduction of the mind and body.
  
  
• Question: Do you genuinely love a guy to cum on your face?
  Answer: Yes, love it. It's my naughty little secret.
  
  
• Question: Do you have shower facilities?
  Answer: Yes, I have an electric shower, shower gel and fresh towels. You are welcome to have a shower before and after your massage.
  
  
• Question: Do you kiss or receive oral?
  Answer: The simply answer is 'No'. I find kissing highly intimate and save it for people I have feelings for, or know well. I have never enjoyed oral, so it's nothing personal.
  
  
• Question: Do you offer a full service?
  Answer: No - never have and never will. Sorry to disappoint.
  
  
• Question: How can I contact you?
  Answer: I post regularly to my Whatsapp. It's the best way to get daily updates and the fastest response. You can also text me. I aim to respond to messages within half an hour.
  
  
• Question: How old are you?
  Answer: 93...joking! It's a play on numbers. Few.
  
  
• Question: I don't want to pay a deposit. I don't know you...
  Answer: Likewise! But what I do have is stellar feedback and all my members have happily paid a deposit. I'm not here to scam anyone. I've been in this industry for 8 years. Deposits show me you are genuine, and gives us both accountability.
  
  
• Question: I have a specific question, what should I do?
  Answer: Please reach out to be via email, or text me. I'll happily answer any questions you have about a booking.
  
  
• Question: What do you bring to the table then?
  Answer: Darlin' I am the table!
  
  
• Question: When will you be touring again? I miss you!
  Answer: I would love nothing more than too hit the road tomorrow to see all you horny lot! But my health must come first. I am hoping I will be back on the road again at the beginning of April.
  
  
• Question: Where can I find updates?
  Answer: I post regularly to my Whatsapp. It's the best way to get daily updates.
  
  
• Question: Why aren't you camming anymore?
  Answer: I have recently slipped a disc in my back. It's very difficult for me to sit comfortably at the moment, hence why I am just taking bookings.
  
  
• Question: Why have I been asked to pay a deposit?
  Answer: Due to the large volume of timewasters, I may ask for a small deposit if you are new to AW, or have fewer than 5 feedback.
  
  
• Question: Why haven't you replied to my message or email?
  Answer: There could be a number of reasons why I haven't replied back to you. It may be clear to me that you haven't read my profile properly, or you are after a service I don't offer. Perhaps you have come across as rude, and can't be bothered to string a sentence together. A lot of the time it's because I am busy with other members, but will respond when available.
  
  
• Question: Will I be allowed to cum during our session?
  Answer: Yes, I offer hand relief, JOI or if you prefer a ruined orgasm at the end.
  
  
• Question: Will I feel aroused during one of your massages?
  Answer: Yes, you will feel incredibly aroused. My hands and body will turn you into a trembling mess.
  
  
• Question: Will you do anal?
  Answer: The only person who will be receiving anal is you (plugs or strap on).
  
  
• Question: Will you lower your rates?
  Answer: Do not insult me, or my time. I find this highly offensive.
  
  

Interview

• Question: What is your starsign?
  Answer: Taurus April 21 - May 20
  
  
• Question: What length is your hair?
  Answer: Long
  
  
• Question: How tall are you?
  Answer: 5'3"
  
  
• Question: What is your dress size?
  Answer: 10
  
  
• Question: What size is your chest?
  Answer: 34"
  
  
• Question: What is your favourite colour?
  Answer: Black
  
  
• Question: What times are you always available?
  Answer: Check schedule.
  
  
• Question: Will you do overnight bookings?
  Answer: No
  
  
• Question: Who is your favourite celebrity?
  Answer: Celebs are overrated.
  
  
• Question: What sort of men turn you on?
  Answer: Good manners. They cost nothing.
  
  
• Question: What sort of women turn you on?
  Answer: They don't.
  
  
• Question: What is your best feature?
  Answer: Eyes
  
  
• Question: How much do you weigh?
  Answer: 9st
  
  
• Question: What is your worst feature?
  Answer: Nose
  
  
• Question: What is your favourite food?
  Answer: Indian
  
  
• Question: What is your favourite drink?
  Answer: Ice cold water
  
  
• Question: What is your favourite film?
  Answer: Kickboxer
  
  
• Question: What is your favourite TV programme?
  Answer: The Crystal Maze - bring that show back!
  
  
• Question: What are your favourite flowers?
  Answer: Red Roses
  
  
• Question: What is your favourite gift?
  Answer: Milk Chocolate Green & Blacks - yum!
  
  
• Question: What is your favourite perfume?
  Answer: Chance by Chanel
  
  
• Question: What is your favourite holiday destination?
  Answer: Thailand /Singapore
  
  
• Question: What is your shoe size?
  Answer: 5
  
  
• Question: What three words best describe your personality?
  Answer: Witty, Kind-hearted and a bad ass.
  
  
• Question: What is your Primary Language?
  Answer: English
  
  
• Question: What is your ethnicity?
  Answer: Caucasian (White)
  
  
• Question: What is the colour of your eyes?
  Answer: Green
  
  
• Question: How would you describe your body type?
  Answer: Curvy
  
  
• Question: How would you describe your non-binary gender?
  Answer: NA
  
  
• Question: If other, please specify:
  Answer: Can I just be a bloody female?!
  
  
• Question: What is the colour of your hair?
  Answer: Brown