the naked ironer

About Me

Enjoys

• Anal Play
• BDSM (giving)
• Bukkake
• Car Meets
• CIM
• Deep Throat
• Dinner Dates
• Disabled Clients
• Dogging
• Domination
• Domination (giving)
• Domination (receiving)
• Double Penetration
• Exhibitionism
• Face Sitting
• Facials
• Fingering/Finger Play
• French Kissing (discretion)
• Gang Bangs
• Hand Relief
• Humiliation
• Humiliation (giving)
• Humiliation (receiving)
• Lapdancing
• Massage
• MMF 3Somes
• Modeling
• Moresomes
• Naturism/Nudism
• Oral
• Oral without (at discretion)
• Parties
• Penetration (Protected)
• Prostate Massage
• Receiving Oral
• Rimming (receiving)
• Role Play & Fantasy
• Sauna / Bath Houses
• Spanking
• Spanking (giving)
• Spanking (receiving)
• Strap On
• Sub games
• Swallow (at discretion)
• Swinging
• Toys
• Travel Companion
• Uniforms
• Voyeurism
• Watersports
• Watersports (Receiving)

Enjoys With

• Male
• Female
• Couple MF
• Couple MM
• Couple FF

Incall Rates

• ½ Hour - £50
• 1 Hour - £100
• 2 Hours - £200
• 3 Hours - £300
• 4 Hours - £400
• Overnight - £1000
• 15 mins - £30
• 1½ Hours - £150

Outcall Rates

• ½ Hour - £100
• 1 Hour - £200
• Overnight - £2000
• 15 mins - £60

FAQs

• Question: Any special offers?
  Answer: I can meet 2 of you TOGETHER for 30min outcall for £75. That way you get to experience Dylan Dick and share the cost. Perfect if you like to play with a friend or partner.
  
  
• Question: Are you clean?
  Answer: Yep. Sexual health checked ever 3 months. Last check on 17/3/2020 all clean. Hiv negative and on PrEp.
  
  
• Question: Are you smooth or hairy?
  Answer: Im smooth/shaved in cheast and I trim my pubes. I also veet my bum so thats always smooth for a willing tongue unless requested otherwise :)
  
  
• Question: Do you do BB?
  Answer: Generally No. Definitely not on a first meet. However should any slip ups occur Im regularly tested and Im Neg and on Prep.
  
  
• Question: Do you expect me to be showered and clean before a meeting?
  Answer: Yes. I will be and I expect the same from my clients.
  
  
• Question: How big are your feet for foot fun?
  Answer: Size 8
  
  
• Question: Will you fuck me?
  Answer: Although I am mostly bottom I do top guys occassionaly so it is possible. I ask that you thoroughly douche before hand. I do not top BB.
  
  

Interview

• Question: What is your starsign?
  Answer: Capricorn Dec 22 - Jan 19
  
  
• Question: What length is your hair?
  Answer: Medium
  
  
• Question: How tall are you?
  Answer: 5'10"
  
  
• Question: What times are you always available?
  Answer: AFTER 12PM DAILY
  
  
• Question: Will you do overnight bookings?
  Answer: Yes
  
  
• Question: How long are you prepared to travel for?
  Answer: 1hr
  
  
• Question: What is your favourite sexual position?
  Answer: LOVE RIDING COCK
  
  
• Question: What is your second favourite sexual position?
  Answer: DOGGY
  
  
• Question: How much do you weigh?
  Answer: 9st
  
  
• Question: How is your pubic hair fashioned?
  Answer: Trimmed
  
  
• Question: What is your favourite sexual fantasy?
  Answer: FEW MEN TAKING TURNS FUCKING ME
  
  
• Question: How often do you masturbate?
  Answer: DAILY
  
  
• Question: What sexual activity do you enjoy the most?
  Answer: GETTIN FUCKED
  
  
• Question: What is your ethnicity?
  Answer: Caucasian (White)
  
  
• Question: What is the colour of your eyes?
  Answer: Blue
  
  
• Question: How would you describe your body type?
  Answer: Small
  
  
• Question: How would you describe your non-binary gender?
  Answer: Cisgender
  
  
• Question: What is the colour of your hair?
  Answer: Brown