Question: Are you availabe today? Answer: I have a busy life and wont be in a situation where I am just waiting on my computer for you to just drop by.
However a more realistic question would be what days this week or next week are you available.
Question: Spit or Swallow? Answer: Why spit seems like a waste, If you want a snowball just ask
Question: Top or bottom? Answer: I enjoy both, if you are extra large I will control the penetration