Knockers Delight

About Me

I HAVE BEEN WORKING PART TIME THE LAST YEAR OR TWO SO ON AND OFF AS THEY SAY Hi, I'm Amber Gertrude (i.e. 'sexy' or can be headmistress strict Gertrudish), or call me KD, as Amber's a bit bland these days but I really don't mind what you want to call me..). Size 14 to 16 top half. Do you like my new chickens / cocks shirt that I'm busting out of?? Late Morning, Afternoon or Evening Delights are available. WILL ONLY DO OUTCALL FOR THOSE WITH ESCORT POSITIVE FEEDBACK. IF YOU DON'T HAVE THIS THEN QUARTER OF THE COST SHOULD BE PAID! I RARELY DO THEM BUT ALSO AM NOT PREPARED TO RISK GOING TO A WEIRDO GIVING A FAKE ADDRESS! WHO BLAMES ME??? OR WHETHER I WILL BE SAFE IN THEIR HOME. I ALSO WON'T GO MUCH FURTHER THEN 8 TO 10 MILES FROM MY HOME, SO UP TO CENTRAL LONDON AND OUTSKIRTS OF KENT. I DON'T DISCREETLY DO BAREBACK, even for more money or longer bookings, unnerving I get emails on this. DON'T BE A FOOL AND COVER YOUR TOOL!! Although some are sent just to try and catch us out! You can shower here if coming from work and want to freshen up and afterwards too. Quick shower before won't be taken off 'fun' time.. PEOPLE WHO ONLY CONTACT YOU WHEN THEY LOOK UP 'WHO'S LOGGED ON NOW '.ARGHHH. This site is addictive to many, literally! Usually around from 11am until 10ish on and off during the day or a bit longer if you have lots of escort feedback. I can answer texts then would require a call before the meet. Am partly shaved and partly trimmed as that's how I like it and some like hair, some don't so good to be inbetween I think! I used to be a Legal Secretary for many years, now I'm an Illegal one!! I enjoy a 69er but please don't rip pussy lips open with 2 hands like a packet of crisps lol. Fingering is 1 or 2 fingers, not more. I'll robotically say I enjoy it otherwise and trying with 4 fingers to poke the cervix is not enjoyable for me, thanks. LEE STATION FROM LONDON BRIDGE / CHARING X THE new SL4 Bus also goes straight from Canary Wharf station to my road! 2 or 3am Creepies calling/texting and those who call/text 10 times a day will be saved as such. I keep my phone on silent after 9.30pm ish. So get in touch if you are borny (bored and horny!) - Texts, calls or email. Nearly everyone wants lunchtimes and early afternoon so can't answer calls often around then NEW 2026 PICS IN Private Gallery. Erotic pics are only allowed in there. My horny corner! We're just trying to do our jobs on here yet many men I have or haven't yet seen, mostly those I haven't yet seen, can become quite needy and text/call/email to say they want a booking but really just want to let me know of their existence, or they get a deep urge to contact me/others on here. A lot of these are men with lots of feedback. They book people genuinely at times but need something to get off on in between bookings or are desperate for some female attention so spout off fake emails to loads of us pretending they want to book, usually in advance. How sad that they are so addicted to this site, logging in every day just to send loads of these fake emails. They think their feedback lets them off. Also, most timewasters are Not rude; they will act genuine to try to get us to think they are! Thank Gawd I have other interests apart from sex. Not healthy and a pretty crappy life I would think. Still smiling though, whilst I still have teeth! CONTACT BY DM, EMAILS, TEXTS OR CALLS. CASH only as it still very much exists!! 'FULL SERVICE' IN 30 PLUS. 15 MINS HJ, BJ, BIG TITTY CUM Meet you soon. KD From 12pm

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Enjoys

15 Mins "quickie"
Dinner Dates
Disabled Clients
Domination
Face Sitting
FFM 3Somes
Fingering/Finger Play
French Kissing
Hand Relief
Lapdancing
Massage
Oral
Oral without (at discretion)
Oral without Protection
Penetration (Protected)
Receiving Oral
Spanking (giving)
Striptease
Toys
Travel Companion

Enjoys With

Male
Couple MF

Incall Rates

½ Hour - £90
1 Hour - £150
2 Hours - £270
3 Hours - £370
4 Hours - £470
15 mins - £60
1½ Hours - £210
¾ Hour - £130

Outcall Rates

½ Hour - £120
1 Hour - £170
2 Hours - £280
3 Hours - £380
4 Hours - £480
1½ Hours - £230
¾ Hour - £150

FAQs

Question: ANY AGE LIMITS
Answer: Not particularly! Over the years, I have never found the younger guys' respect levels any different to the older ones, the ones who I have actually met and have passed my screening that is. In fact, they have been more mild mannered, if anything lol. Obviously I don't arrange with everyone who calls. Far from it. That is My experience, anyway.
Question: ANY OTHER THINGS?
Answer: I also want to have fun with the fact that there are so many sexual words/phrases I'm still learning after all this time so if I meet you and you know some unusual ones that might stump me, pls tell me. Also, it was only about 3 years ago I discovered the open rooms and you go into it and a man/woman could be having conversations about shopping / saving for a nice pair of shoes or how they're struggling that month and some shout when they get told to 'get yer boobs out' or it tends to be 'bobs' lol and the person asking doesn't tip them. I thought you could only get private rooms. These places have been going for more than 30 years! Even I haven't made it to that. Can’t remember how I discovered them, maybe from a pop up. Quite fun though.
Question: Do I do discounts
Answer: No, I don't need to that's why sometimes I work on and off months, or personals take over. A few men, new and who I've seen before, start negotiating (embarrassing for them), or sneakily try to short change me which is thievery and one even offered drugs instead of payment! Almost funny. I'm kind to the regs who don't turn weird and even visited one in hospital who had lung cancer. Made his day! I couldn't sneakily get under his sheets though. However, you'll be pleased I can shorten this answer now as most have been respectful about this. Although there is a funny story about a prisoner but will leave that or the paragraph will be long again"
Question: Do I take dress requests?
Answer: General dress requests only not heavily detailed ones like the mannequins in a shop window! Ask when speaking on the phone please, not texting it straight afterwards!
Question: DO YOU OFFER ANAL
Answer: No, so rather than ask for it in the middle of a half hr booking it's best to seek someone who actually offers it. Also of course, no BB or rubbing bareback on clit or quickly sticking it in and out and definitely not with ONE MAN RECENTLY LAST YEAR, WHO HINTED THAT HE THOUGHT HE WAS SEXY (HE WAS CREEPY) AND BECAUSE OF THAT THOUGHT I WOULD DO BB WITH HIM HAHA AND TRIED TO GIVE ME A LOVEBITE EWWW. ALSO A MEMBER ON HERE WITH FEEDBACK T..... ALSO I DON'T LIKE BEING SPANKED. MAKES ME CRINGE AND MEN CAN BE A BIT OVER THE TOP WITH IT... CAN DO ANAL PLAY ON YOU THOUGH.
Question: Gifts?
Answer: If you like to, of course. Usual things. Update: am not collecting sausages to feed the foxes anymore as it attracted leeches... and other types of mess. Am still collecting bath sponges with a bit of rough on one side as I like a bit of rough at times, and vegan chocolate spread, can be licked off my tits with rose wine.
Question: HOW MANY TIMES CAN I ORGASM..
Answer: The limit is 5 times in 30 minutes and 6 in an hour..
Question: HOW MUCH NOTICE T
Answer: For incall about 45 mins to an hour, and outcall (only done sometimes), a couple of hours, depending where as it could take an hour to get there. Around up until about 9.30 and if you have Pos Escort feedback can do until about 11.30pm. WON'T RESPOND TO BOOKING REQUESTS WITHOUT INITIAL CONTACT. They're not real and nearly all from those with Zero feedback!. Also, believe it or not, I might be busy in my personal life at that time or seeing a reg.
Question: TOURING
Answer: ATM I only visit areas where I know people so I combine this work with pleasure, or maybe just fancy a break like in Southend which doesn't take long to get to, so when I 'tour' I'm not available the whole time. I would never book hotels just for touring as many of the timewasters and sex pests who are addicted to the site, look out for new people and they pounce on us, even a few men with lots of feedback do that, so how I've been doing it works just great for me. Visiting family/friends and this on the side. It means I'm not worrying about how many bookings I get and in fact, don't want loads as I'll be out and about too.
Question: What's in 15 minutes?
Answer: BJ, boobie play/tittywank/ HJ with dirty talk. No full sex or oral on me. Too rushed to do everything Also anal / toy play on You is on 45 mins plus.
Question: WHO DO I SEE?
Answer: I meet with anyone who wants to see me (update: not anyone, anyone who I get a good vibe with beforehand) although I'm not sure why I keep getting emails/texts telling me they are white as if that means they will be 100% genuine... it doesn't. I see Dutch men too now! Some men I don't want to see, or see again (works both ways) try to catch you out with a different number! Two been doing it for years. Not sure why they won't move on unless they do it with lots of us!

Interview

Question: What length is your hair?
Answer: Shoulder length
Question: How tall are you?
Answer: 5'6"
Question: What is your dress size?
Answer: 14
Question: What size is your chest?
Answer: 38"
Question: What is your bra cup-size?
Answer: FF
Question: Do you smoke?
Answer: No
Question: Do you have any tattoos or piercings?
Answer: Neither
Question: What times are you always available?
Answer: 11.30am to 11.30pm on and off, most days
Question: Will you do overnight bookings?
Answer: Yes
Question: What is the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you in public?
Answer: Sitting at table in restaurant, a boyfriend had his hand up my skirt, I got excited and knocked glass of wine off table, moved back quickly with his hands still there and the family on table next to us saw it all as I sat there with my legs spread wide, wine dripping everywhere. Best always wear underwear in public...
Question: What is your best feature?
Answer: Eyes
Question: What is your favourite sexual position?
Answer: Missionary
Question: What is your second favourite sexual position?
Answer: Cowgirl
Question: What three words best describe your personality?
Answer: Ready, waiting and willing!
Question: When is your libido at its highest?
Answer: Often darling with someone with the right attitude
Question: Where would you most like to have sex?
Answer: Under willow trees in the park in summer.
Question: How would you describe the size of your breasts?
Answer: Very Large
Question: Are your breasts natural or enhanced?
Answer: Natural
Question: What is your ethnicity?
Answer: Caucasian (White)
Question: What is the colour of your eyes?
Answer: Green
Question: What is the colour of your hair?
Answer: Blonde