Mature Uschi

About Me

Early morning appointments tend to be half hour quickies. Please book and pre-pay the night before. Many thanks. My latest photos are up on my website gallery. You’ll find the link below. Hello! My name is Uschi. I cater for mature, professional gentlemen with a penchant for a relaxed, worldly and feminine companion. Please click through to my website gallery for images of my favourite looks. Discreet luxury apartment in trendy Marylebone, an easy walk from Harley Street and Mayfair. Based in Germany, I visit London regularly. Whether you are looking for a sensuous, intimate GFE, mild kink or a dinner date companion, I would love to hear from you. As a new guest, please telephone for a compatibility check. I would hate to disappoint. I will not contact you out of the blue. Your privacy is my priority. If you are not sure whether I am the right choice for your favourite date, you can put me to the test via my direct chat facility. Having said all that, usually my favourite sessions are unscripted, and simply focused on mutual compatibility. My preferred house guest is mature, cool and goes with the flow. I'm an enthusiastic foodie, available for lunch and dinner dates. In your favourite pizzeria, in jeans, silk shirt and flats, or in a little black dress with pearls in more formal surroundings, I'll be an appreciative, amusing and of course decorative companion. For an initial meeting I would recommend booking a 90 minute appointment, so we can get to know one another over a glass of wine. Please be sure to check out my free gallery, as well as my private gallery for more spicy images. Also, you may wish to use the link below to click through to my site for more pictures and info. You will find recent images as well as retro and archive shots. Time is the most precious luxury. Don’t regret where you spend it.

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Enjoys

Anal Play
BDSM (giving)
CIM
Dinner Dates
Disabled Clients
Domination (giving)
Face Sitting
Facials
Fetish
FFM 3Somes
Foot Worship
French Kissing
Hand Relief
Humiliation (giving)
Massage
Oral
Oral without (at discretion)
Penetration (Protected)
Prostate Massage
Receiving Oral
Rimming (giving)
Role Play & Fantasy
Snowballing
Spanking
Spanking (giving)
Strap On
Swallow
Tie & Tease
Toys
Uniforms
Watersports

Enjoys With

Male
Couple MF

Incall Rates

½ Hour - £200
1 Hour - £350
2 Hours - £500
1½ Hours - £450

Outcall Rates

1 Hour - £400
2 Hours - £500
1½ Hours - £450

FAQs

Question: Anal?
Answer: No, I love rimming, but not penetration. Having said that, I'm more than happy to provide prostate massage, enemas, any amount of anal play with strap-on, dildo etc.
Question: Can I bring you a gift?
Answer: Sweet of you to ask. My regular clients already know my taste. New patrons may wish to bring anything from Artisan du Chocolat, or maybe a bottle of Champagne for the two of us to enjoy together. And Wolford stockings, of course, size M. If you're really splurging, Lilly by Roja Perfume pretty please. However, if you do have a bit of slack in your budget, a small donation to 'Compassion in World Farming' would be really, really SEXY!
Question: Can I film us, for my personal use?
Answer: While FILM is an anagram of MILF, I'm not happy to be filmed or photographed. But, I'm happy to take pictures of you, on your phone, during cross dressing, bondage, CBT etc.
Question: Can I pay by credit card or bank transfer?
Answer: I'm afraid not, but I'm happy to accept alternative payment methods that are simple and anonymised for both of us.
Question: Can I pay by credit card?
Answer: I'm afraid not, but I'm happy to accept Harrods, Liberty's and Selfridges gift vouchers, which can be purchased by credit card.
Question: Can I shower, both before and after?
Answer: Yes, I encourage it very much. I provide clean towels, as well as unscented body wash and unperfumed deodorant, to make sure you don't go home smelling of "Tart's Boudoir". Mouth wash is available, of course.
Question: Can you visit me in my hotel and be naked under your coat?
Answer: Oh yes!
Question: Do you have a "no rush" policy?
Answer: I am not a clock watcher, but please do not abuse my time. If you would like to extend our time together, please mention it at an appropriate moment, and settle up with me.
Question: Do you have age limits?
Answer: At the lower end of the spectrum, you must be 18 or over. At the high end, you must be able to fog a mirror. Much more important than your age are manners and attitude.
Question: Do you offer FMTY?
Answer: Ah, this one keeps coming up. Only if I have met you, like you and am fully pre-paid.
Question: How much notice do you need?
Answer: No hard and fast rule. Ring me when you know what your plans are. Sometimes half an hour or an hour works well, so do try your luck. My outgoing message will usually let you know what's going on
Question: I sometimes feel horny on my way to work. Can you accommodate?
Answer: Absolutely. My first appointment can be as early as 6 am, but I ask that you book the evening before, with a 50% deposit.
Question: I've tried you a few times, but have been finding it difficult to get hold of you. What am I doing wrong?
Answer: Absolutely nothing - sorry it's been so frustrating. I only take a small number of appointments each day.
Question: What happens when I arrive?
Answer: I'm happy to take your lead. Some guys like time to relax, chat a bit and have a glass of wine or two before getting down to it, others prefer to hit the ground running, and not waste their time and money on conversation. I'm more than happy to accommodate either M.O. - communication is key.
Question: What is the best way to contact you?
Answer: For same day appointments, the best way is to telephone me between 8 am and 10 am on the day. If I am not able to answer, I will have left an outgoing announcement that will give you an idea when I'll be free next. You're also welcome to leave a message, and I'll get back to you as soon as I am able. Text messages don't work so well for me, particularly if it's a general enquiry, and you're a stranger. I will respond to all email enquiries as quickly as possible.
Question: What won’t you do?
Answer: Open to most things, but I won’t be buggered, and I really really HATE spitting. Fine with DFK, though. Go figure…
Question: Why have you taken penetration off your ‘enjoys’ menu?
Answer: Don’t worry, it’s still available. I simply reserve the right to decline under certain circumstances, primarily down to size, too much viagra, champagne or white powdered substances. At the risk of sounding selfish: sex should ideally be enjoyable for both parties. So, if you have a porn cock, please be realistic about my limitations. Sometimes even a bucket of lube and a crowbar won’t get the job done. In the immortal words of The Beautiful South: “… and if he’s XXL, well what the hell, every penny don’t fit the slot.” ;-)

Interview

Question: What is your starsign?
Answer: Aquarius Jan 20 - Feb 18
Question: What length is your hair?
Answer: Bobbed
Question: How tall are you?
Answer: 5'7"
Question: What is your dress size?
Answer: 10
Question: What is your bra cup-size?
Answer: B
Question: Do you smoke?
Answer: No
Question: Do you have any tattoos or piercings?
Answer: Neither
Question: What is your shoe size?
Answer: 6
Question: Are your breasts natural or enhanced?
Answer: Natural
Question: What is your Primary Language?
Answer: German
Question: What is your ethnicity?
Answer: Caucasian (White)
Question: What is your Secondary Language?
Answer: English
Question: What is the colour of your eyes?
Answer: Green
Question: What is the colour of your hair?
Answer: Blonde